- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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John Stamos.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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