- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Of course, first door on your left

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

learn the ropes?

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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