- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

the asian kid gets an F

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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