what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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what?

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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