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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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