- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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