- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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