Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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