What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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girls basketball

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Gingers.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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this is not an anti joke

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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