What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Anti Joke

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