- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

knock knock. come in.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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