What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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the asian kid gets an F

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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