- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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