The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Anti Joke

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