- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

roses are red, violets are blue.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Obama

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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