Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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