- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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