Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

knock knock come in!

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Hahaha

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Wigan.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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