What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Justin Bieber

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Anti Joke

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