what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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im gey

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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