What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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