Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

cliché rebecca black joke.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

BIG PENIS

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

out of your comfort zone

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Anti Joke

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