what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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