Men's Rights

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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