Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Women's Rights.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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sexual intercourse.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Dont look at me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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