How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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