What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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sexual intercourse.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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