3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Where is my tractor?

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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America

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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