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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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