Yes.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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boobs

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sexual intercourse.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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So you there Red?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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