Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Dont look at me.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Anti Joke

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