how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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