Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Anti Joke

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