What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Jews...

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Women's Rights.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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