If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Dont look at me.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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