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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

i love to lick...

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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