Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

roses are red, violets are blue.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Women Sports.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Donkey lips

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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