- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A seal walks into a club.

Autism speaks but not really

A man walks into a bar

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

roses are red, violets are violet.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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