Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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whats white and sticky glue

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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A seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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