- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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