What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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oooh look a banshee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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