oooh look a banshee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

7

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

im a willy bum bum

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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