hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Please? No.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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