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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

A possesed goat: "moo"

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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