How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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LIFE :(

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Health food.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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