The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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im a willy bum bum

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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