Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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penis

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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