A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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