'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Anti Joke

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