What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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purple pickles

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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