How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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A man walks into a bar

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Autism speaks but not really

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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