Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Ken wins!

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

I hate long jokes -_-

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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