- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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