a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Please? No.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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