- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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