Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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