- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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