- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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