- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

r u smart..... or ur black

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

luke moore cant pull it back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

A Sloth runs...

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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