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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

knock knock. come in.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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