10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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This one time at band camp....

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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