A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

whats white and looks like paper paper

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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