A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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