Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

im gey

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

your social life.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

just in time?

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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