- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

honest politician

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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