Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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