Who is big and stupid My brother

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Ken wins!

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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