What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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thomas!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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._____________________. Whale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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