- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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