- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

whats 69+2? 71

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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